Crazy Things My Kids Say

We all know our kids can say some outrageous things, so I figured I would start this topic and share with you each Friday something that one of my kids said that was classic for the week.  Now, I have many children and within them are teens, so you can imagine some of the things that they spew…but it’s definitely funny.  So tonight while on our way home from dinner here was the conversation that we were privy to:

AS- Child #3:  Daddy, JQ- Child #5 can’t go #2

Daddy: Well that’s good considering we’re in the car.

AS-Child#3: No! Dad! {Rolls eyes} He’s constipated.

Daddy: Oh, well in that case we can give him an enema

AS-Child#3: Oh yeah, we have different flavors, strawberry and cherry…and ….. Wait? What?

Daddy: Ummm, an e-n-e-m-a

AS-Child#3: Oh, wait are those the things that you put up your tushie?

Daddy: Yes, dear….so those are flavored? LOL

AS-Child#3: Ah, nevermind….duh! {rolls eyes}

Me: Laughing so hard, that I’m snorting….

Yes, that’s my life:)

 

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Dr. Daisy Sutherland is the Founder/CEO of Dr. Mommy Online. She is a doctor, author, mentor, speaker, wife & mom to 5 children. Dr. Mommy's mission is to ~ Help Busy Women and Men with her 'Get Real' approach to living a happier and healthier lifestyle. Watch for new book: 'Letting Go of Super Mom' coming out August 7, 2012.


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